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Lolita
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It was in the early Spring,
When all the robins come out to sing,
And the church bells begin to ring.
I can remember that beautiful day that I arrived in Toledo,
And I parked my little two-seater,
And was puttin a nickle in the parkin meter,
When up stepped a bad black senorita.
She said her name was Lolita,
And she liked mucho peter.
I wasn't in no mood to fuck,
And damn sure wasn't gonna give up my buck.
But I told the bitch if she gave me a suck,
I'd give her a righteous good fuck!
The bitch looked up and thunder struck!
She said, "Damn the suck,
You dumb cluck,
I want to fuck!
My name is Lolita,
And I want yo big black peter.
I'm not no muthafuckin meat eater.
And I won't suck yo muthafuckin peter."
Then she smiled and said if I eat her
She might consider kissin my peter.
I said, "BIITCH! I'm not no pussy eater!
I don't give a shit if your pussy's warm as a heater,
With a fiery taste like a margarita,
With sugar added to make it sweeter.
Then I told that fox Lolita,
That I would beat her,
And mistreat her,
If she ever again asked me to eat her.
The bitch said, "Well, let me see yo peter."
So I whooped it out and the bitch cried, "Mama Mia!
Where did you get that big black peter?
You must be the big peter ring leader!"
I said, "Yeah bitch, I am the big peter ring leader.
I'll make yo muthafuckin life completer.
So come with me in my little two-seater.
While I drive you suck my peter,
And if you make it good I'll buy you a burrito,
You fine black senorita! Copyright © Rudy Ray Moore
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