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San Antonio Rose
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Some folks say that Wicked Nell,
Was the best cock sellin' bitch from the pearly gates of [unintelligible] hell.
But Wicked Nell didn't have any soul.
She was not worth the hair on the ass of San Antonio Rose.
San Antonio Rose's spur tongue was so long it would make cock suckers choke.
And her pussy was so hot her asshole would even smoke.
She was a well stacked bitch on a perfect frame.
There was no end to the tricks when they heard her name.
One day she met a trick and he said, "Bitch, what have you got for sale?"
Said, "I'm out here lookin' for a good hot piece of tail."
San Antonio Rose said, "My pussy's like somethin' you ain't never heard.
My tits stand up like lights on a muthafuckin' Thunderbird,
And the nipples on my titties iss sweet as a plum.
And my drawers fit around my ass tight as a drum."
Said, "I got something between my legs hot as July jam,
It's very seldom jukin' but it's gooood, goddamn!"
Rose said, "Now come on baby and give me yo bread.
If yo dick won't get hard you can use yo muthafuckin' head."
Now Rose made that trick feel so goddamned strange.
He gave her a five hundred dollar bill and didn't even ask for any change.
Yes! With a lick and a lap
From Rose's mellow cap
Oh what the tricks wouldn't do.
Well her longest bread
Was made with her head and
Oh how that bitch could chew!
Yes she'd trick with Frechmens,
Triggermens, henchmens.
To her they were all the same
She'd trick with Jews,
Apaches, Greeks, and Siouxs
And breeds I cannot name.
Anywhere she'd follow
The frighteous dollar.
To hell if she had to go.
And would be sittin' there waitin'
To sell some pussy to Satan.
My god she was a money makin' ho.
She met a trick in Seattle.
She said, "baby I'll make yo dick, nuts and asshole rattle."
She took him to a whorehouse and put him in the bed.
Fucked him so good til that muthafucka dropped dead.
Rose sold pussy in every country, state, city and town.
She said, "Well babay, I dont made my money now I'm gonna settle down.
I'm gonna build me a hundred story mansion right in the heart of town.
So I can fuck when I want to, drink when I'm dry.
Yes baby, and I'm gonna have salvation when I die!"
And if anybody asks you who told you this toast.
Tell em it was ole bullshittin' Dolemite known from coast to coast!
I ain't lyin' to ya!Copyright © Rudy Ray Moore
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