Yes! I'm Pistol Packin' Pete.
The baddest muthafucka to walk down any street.
You shoulda seen me in west Texas when the sun went down.
I ran the chief of police out the muthafuckin town.
Troubles may come and troubles may go,
But I'd rather shoot my pistol than anything I know.
Anytime there's a killin' contest I know I'm gonna win it.
'Cause I'll fuck up a muthafucka every fifteen minute!
I'm the bad muthafucka that walked the ragin' sea.
The water stood still and parted for me.
I had a fight with a battleship out on the sea.
Mr. Shark was the time keeper and Brother Whale was the referee.
I knew I had to finish this fight and finish it quick.
So I torpedoed that muthafucka with the head of my dick.
I shot dice with a duke, played cards with a king.
You can ask me something nice and I can't tell you a muthafuckin' thing.
I backed up to the white House, kicked Nixon in the ass.
Then I went on Pennsylvania Avenue
And told all those jive muthatfuckas to kiss my great black ass.
And lower the prices and get this shit straight.
'Cause this country's tired of hearing this shit about that muthafuckin' Watergate.
Then I went to Alsaka where the weather was fifteen below.
I dropped my drawers and melted the muthafuckin snow.
So I'm a hot muthafucka, can't you see?
So it's best for all you roody-poot, low-lifed, insecure, pepper-gut, no-business born, rat soup eatin' muthafuckas don't fuck with me!
